Chapter 75: Can’t Die I (Part 3)

[I have to say that Miss Ren is miserable. Truly miserable. What kind of weirdos did she meet in the first half of her life? It’s so tragic. Both humans and ghosts she met are bad and stupid.]

When Miss Ren was speechless as she digested the news that was somewhat difficult for her to accept. Gu Zhisang said:

“Right now, that resentful ghost is still clamoring to talk to you. Do you want to see him?”

Ms. Ren: “……”

“To be honest, I feel a little uncomfortable right now and want to vomit, but I still want to see this shameless thing.”

“Okay, come closer to me.”

Gu Zhisang asked her to come closer, stretched out her fingertips, and put a little pressure on Miss Ren’s forehead.

Miss Ren felt her forehead was hot, as if something had grown, and the next second the world in front of her was filled with gray matter.

It’s a translucent, distorted face.

She was startled at first. When she realized that this thing was controlled by Gu Zhisang, she felt a little relieved. Then her eyes widened, and she felt that her worldview had been subverted.

She glanced at Gu Zhisang: “Master Gu is this…?”

Gu Zhisang nodded, and then Miss Ren heard the gray humanoid figure that looked like a man speak:

“Xiao Ren, I like you. I know I was the one who made you angry before, but I will make amends! “

The resentful ghost glanced at Gu Zhisang with difficulty, and then looked at Miss Ren with sticky eyes:

“I’m not as hateful as they say. The reason I’m having an intimate relationship with you is because I like you. And you’re not in good health. It takes a lot of energy to help you expel ghosts and protect you every day. I have no choice but to cultivate myself in this way, and I do it all for you…”

Gu Zhisang felt irritated and said coldly:

“What a shameless thing. It’s extremely sinister of you to put it in a high-sounding way. If you think of her well-being, you would stay far away from her. You already caused an innocent person to have a mental breakdown, but you are still unwilling to leave. Instead, you let your yin energy from your body to continue cause her harm.”

Miss Ren couldn’t bear it anymore and scolded: “Why the hell do I have to be grateful? Why?!”

Gu Zhisang said coldly: “A shameless ghost like you should go to the eighteenth level of hell to be punished and then be reincarnated as an animal.”

After saying that, she raised her other hand and waved twice, and another female ghost with a lower sense of existence hidden in Miss Ren’s body was pulled out directly by her.

The female ghost stuck out her long tongue and couldn’t resist at all. Feeling the pressure imposed on herself, coupled with the terrifying courage of the cold-faced Gu Zhisang, she was so frightened that she howled repeatedly:

“Master, please forgive me! I have been wandering in the world for too long and wanted to find a shell to warm my soul. It was this woman who let me stay because she didn’t want to live anymore… I didn’t hurt her, either. Well, it was all caused by this shameless pervert having romantic contact with her every day in her dreams…”

This case has officially concluded here.

Host Liu looked at the teleprompter and read the concluding remarks:

“Dear viewers, today’s two matches are over. The voting channel will be online on time at 8 o’clock tonight. Please cast your vote for the mystic master you think is the most powerful and the least satisfactory in this issue. Vote and make your choice!”

“Today’s voting is only the first round. The second round of voting will end at 10:30 tomorrow morning. At that time, the program team will combine the rankings of the two votes and finally select our top five contestants who will enter the next episode. We will also see the contestant who will unfortunately be eliminated.”

“We’ll see you again at half past 10 tomorrow. Goodbye. “

After the concluding remarks, the live broadcast camera was turned off.

Miss Ren here has already gone to find all the contestants and communicated with them one by one. She asked them to let out all the cat spirits hidden in her body.

In the end, she looked for Gu Zhisang.

Glancing at Miss Ren, who looked better, Gu Zhisang said calmly: “Are you feeling better?”

Miss Ren nodded: “It’s amazing. If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes and experienced it myself, I would think that these ghosts and spirits were just legends. Now my limbs are no longer so soft, and the discomfort and emptiness in my heart seem to have disappeared. It’s a lot easier.”

She felt a little emotional. It turned out that ghosts had such a great influence on her.

Once upon a time, there was nothing in this world that was worthy of nostalgia or could arouse her interest, but what happened today made her heart stir up again.

She glanced curiously at the star and master of metaphysics, who looked exquisite as if she had walked out of the painting, and asked:

“Master Gu, won’t you say something to comfort me and stop me from committing suicide?”

Gu Zhisang: “???”

Between saying a few words to deal with her and obeying her original intention, Gu Zhisang decisively chose the latter:

“There is nothing to advise. I still have to say that your life and death are your destiny. When you feel that living is a kind of torture for you, no one has the right to ask you to stay away from this pain, and vice versa.”

She paused for a moment, raised the small bottle that had subdued the resentful ghost in her hand, and said:

“But I advise you to live in the world for 2 more years and wait until this guy is sent to hell to suffer. Otherwise, if I escort it back to the underworld, and your soul also goes to the underworld, then you will be entangled by this guy again. There won’t be a Spiritual Affair program that will help you at that time.”

Miss Ren was stunned.

When she thought about it carefully, it was true!

Between enduring the occasional bouts of depression and trying hard to live, versus dying and being pestered by a disgusting pervert, living has become something not difficult to accept, and even preferable choice!

Looking at Gu Zhisang’s extremely serious expression, Miss Ren couldn’t help but smile: “Master Gu, you also said that you won’t persuade others. There is no one better than you! I won’t die, and the thought of dying makes me sad. After suffering this kind of torture, I wish I could live longer.”

“By the way, Master Gu, after today I think these metaphysics and ghost hunting are quite interesting. Look at me, do you think I have any talent in this area? Is it too late for me to learn them now? Would you like to give me some advice?”

Gu Zhisang: “……”

“You have some talent, you can open your eyes.”

She said in a calm tone: “But you are not qualified enough to be my disciple. I only teach extraordinary geniuses. Ordinary people cannot inherit my mantle.”

Miss Ren laughed again. She thought Gu Zhisang was joking, but she didn’t know that Gu Zhisang was serious.

When Taoist Master Jun Hong accepted her as a disciple, he repeatedly said: “Our sect only accepts peerless geniuses, and I only accept a disciple with a better talent than me. If I chose those stupid children, wouldn’t I die from exhaustion!”

She glanced at Miss Ren, thought about it, and made two serious suggestions:

“You have been haunted by ghosts for so many years, and your physique has long been changed. If you want to enter Taoism, you can find a reliable Taoist Temple near your home.”

“If you can cultivate some Taoism, change your physique, and live longer, you might be able to see your parents suffer retribution with your own eyes.”

Miss Ren looked stunned.

Gu Zhisang glanced at the sky and said, “It’s not that I won’t retaliate, the time will come.”

After she finished speaking, she didn’t want to talk anymore because it was already time to get off work.

*

That night, a certain pervert was brought into the underworld. As soon as he stepped through the gate of hell, he saw hundreds of ghastly eyes hidden in the black mist from all directions.

It trembled violently and approached the Yin Envoy:

“S-Sir, why are these ghosts…”

The Ox-head officer, Niu Tou, who was on duty looked disgusted and glared at it:

“Stay away from me. You are just ruining the reputation of our underworld with your pervert actions!”


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